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21 up 用來嗑rnm的，大部分都是rickorty

[小圓 @blackjester_]

@pateto31 我也強烈懷疑ww讓官方煮😫🤘

[小圓 @blackjester_]

SERIOUSLY WTF
這是可以這樣的嗎😭😭😭

[luciel 🍟🐾 @fujoshitxd]

i have nothing appropriate to say

[小圓 @blackjester_]

後來想想小黃瓜跟醃黃瓜根本是不一樣的東西🤣要是真的發生這種劇情rick可能會碎在裡面😔

[小圓 @blackjester_]

#rickandmorty

看到小黃瓜這集的時侯我一直以為依這動畫的風格會出現這種類型的惡搞劇情⋯⋯結果什麼都沒有⋯⋯抱歉我滿腦子黃色廢料😔🙏

翻譯放下面👇

[小圓 @blackjester_]

C1
M：Mom, why is there a cucumber on the living room table?
R： ugh……why do you care,Morty?Or were you planning to steal me and shove me up your ass as a vibrator to deal with your damn teenage horniness???just leave me alone!

p.s. Morty cannot hear Rick.

[小圓 @blackjester_]

@pateto31 唉怎麼這樣被玩弄在股掌間……官方是rick嗎😫💦

[小圓 @blackjester_]

超喜歡rick用手安撫morty……我甚至都沒想過他其實會用摸摸頭來讓morty冷靜下來欸😵‍💫🤲

[hound @boundedhound]

morty’s mind blowers is full of gems but this is my favorite

[小圓 @blackjester_]

@pateto31 嘲諷的臉超萌🥺好想看他被懲罰……

[小圓 @blackjester_]

他甚至在說什麼他不是處子的這種話欸😵‍💫😵‍💫超奇怪……

[小圓 @blackjester_]

我的意思是……對啦動畫都裸體了我應該要習慣漫畫也是這種調調……但是穿著內褲跟襪子是什麼鬼這超級變態……

[some dude @hand0fg0dpulsar]

Look how big his eyes got when he saw Morty, he didn’t even say hi to summer or anything I can’t handle this

[Mip🔞 @ki77a77]

geez

[小圓 @blackjester_]

@pateto31 救命啊磁鐵XDD莫蒂就已經隨叫隨到了還需要這樣一揮手就能被吸過來嗎😭掌控欲超級高超級好看……😫💦💦

[小圓 @blackjester_]

#rickandmorty
他怎麼總是能抓到他🥺

[Aiden | tardigrade morty, also known as a whorebug @Ceratothoa]

.....a rick sanchez who hasnt had genuine emotional sex with someone who he loves and wasnt just using, since diane

So the first time he and Morty decide to have sex, he gets a cold sweat

And he can't get it up

[小圓 @blackjester_]

他到底在morty身上裝了甚麼才能像這樣把他吸回自己手上......超變態.....😭

[小圓 @blackjester_]

S909
他為什麼每次見到morty就這麼開心……超級可愛我要死了……

[小圓 @blackjester_]

rickorty怎麼這麼多幻覺題材可以用啊笑死，共情蟲產生幻覺，醉了產生幻覺，嗑嗨產生幻覺，到處都是機會讓他們做愛怎麼這樣🥵

[小圓 @blackjester_]

@metflask 謝謝🥹💖Rick的身體很坦率這一點真的萌翻天😭

[小圓 @blackjester_]

#rickorty
S906
Actions speak louder than words🥺

[小圓 @blackjester_]

@pateto31 謝謝喜歡🥹沒錯rick就是跟自己的身體吃醋了😭好想看身體很誠實給morty 很多親親抱抱讓rick的頭頂冒綠光