Madison

[coconut @coconutgrlll]

no #listentodistrackbitch

[julia @juumelo_]

don’t let your side hustle (your job) get in the way of your main hustle (laying out in the sun in a tiny bikini)

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[miia @miiagarro]

“you dodged a bullet” close enough! i actually ran after him and begged to be shot at

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

#ProtectRed40

[MISS.SIV @sierrarenaa]

i love my life im so #young #turnt #fine

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

[cole @juul_survivor]

Blacking out because there's an open bar at this engagement party

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

Let's see what your employer has to say about your little Jane Goodall joke

[sara 🎧 @morekissing]

like thinking the stripper is in love with u

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love and start over

[baby goat @amourlilp]

feel that wind ?? my birthday otw

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE

[k. @KWhitley_]

I can’t deal with a man who’s always down in the dumps. Fuck out of here Eeyore.

[mariana @pastapilled]

Spent too much time in the sun today, time to text the guy who is not my boyfriend I want us to get married

[mikey @enbyslayer]

charli xcx getting married proves to me that my party girl lifestyle can be continued with no obstacles

[me again @quinncoherent]

you can't have a CEO that crumbles under pressure like this

[sunidhi chauhan's lesbian boyfriend @raulapaya]

between the ages of 24-28 it becomes increasingly humiliating to ask friends for their time or help because they're going to be like "sorry i can't :/ i'm spending the weekend at my partner's place" like ok i guess i'll see you in a few years then

[Madison @blackmadz2]

Not lost in my household.

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

giving visitors photo albums for entertainment 😂