@worstamericngrl literally had a friend of mine with bad acne tell me she'd rather have zits than freckles. I told her, "well that's good considering you already have plenty of zits then"
@MichaelMarouliX hi luv I noticed your sagittarius tattoo on your bicep & would love to know what the Greek translates to in English. Hope you see this, #proudsagittarius
Adam Driver is back in the news, which means it is my sacred duty to repost that time he was in the local newspaper protesting the price of mayo packets.
@S2brinq I was visiting my hometown briefly & went to jail for 9 hours for a misdemeanor. I live 600 miles away (12 hour drive) so there’s no way I was going to make it to court. I tried to look up my name & see if I have a warrant but I can’t find record of my arrest anywhere 🤷🏼♀️