Matty D Raps

I prefer to drip dry | self-described master black belt

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If I die tonight, let the record know I danced my heart out til the very last breath

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I can’t read a wine menu unless it’s on an iPad, need subway surfers on the bottom half to lock in on the selection’s

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Fuck it, I’ll do another glass of Sancerre

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I think the Greeks need to earn their columns fair and square. Let’s see how bad they want em

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WITNESS ME

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They need to know it’s no longer ok to be European

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#usa

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Live from barmel, Europeans can fuckin suck it 🇺🇸

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I want fire (blue) and lightning abilities

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Need to mainline some titties rn (respectfully)

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If looney hits a 3 tonight, I will ascend to a higher dimension

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Enemy #1? Continental Europe

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I’ve solved AI

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Throw in some glass domination (box out) and we’re talking double doubles at least every other night

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No one respects the mid range and that’s why I’d put up 20 / game in todays NBA #loadmanagememt

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It’s a monster mash kind of afternoon

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I’m too hammered for the fast plays, please give me a replay just so I can see what happened

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I’m feeling inspired and fiscally irresponsible

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Bad day to be a European in Scottsdale, it’s on sight

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Been far too long since I’ve gotten to partake in rock solid USA chant

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I’m buying a wife.