Meehan’s Bartender Manual; “when commercial products are an integral part of a cocktail as with the Bloody Mary swapping them out alters the DNA of the recipe”.
#Preppers like us are getting that last laugh watching all sheep panic buy when we have been telling y'all for 20 years how and why to be ready and all you grasshoppers just wanted to eat ass and party! Had a fuckin TV show even. @DoomsdayPrepper
Not for nothing Harv, but I think I got a big weiner, but I'm gonna let the experts tell me before I share that shit...maybe you quit making shit up and prepare your butthole for your new boyfriend...https://t.co/gESkBM4rtX
LIsten up Fine folks of the twitterverse, we need your help. Here is an imgur link to the where's and whys but hoarding, and overshopping has unforeseen consequences. like a home for developmentally challenged people are in NEED. Badly https://t.co/D409Axcf7r
Yo G @FINALLEVEL You see that nickname I'm running under? I've had that for 38 yrs Thanks to "Colors" and my last name, and a lyrically challenged friend. Thank you Rockstar! Plus, when I balled it helped spread fear. https://t.co/tjepnL1yxq
It's tax season..It's when I watch the most amount of porn. Not because of some pre-spring ritual, nothing so pagan. It's because of the fucking asinine @Intuit#FREEFREEFREE commercials. So fucking annoying I switched to @HRBlock if you buy ads on @pornhub Imma punch you.
Hey peeps, we need to dig into the pockets, wallets, pocketbooks...piggy banks..where ever you keep your cash, and keep @suecostello's podcast on air! follow the link to the donate button...she is but $80 bucks short! https://t.co/2hKenInFlU
If @alexs_journey isnt a #GoodNewsSaturday story, it's only because he's Good News Every Day. This young man cares so much about others - people as well as animals. And he inspires so many of us to care about him, too. Hope that leg is a little less painful for you today, Alex 🦉
Why does everyone think the Loch Ness monster is a sea creature... that's just a big assed duck...Was flying south for the winter and stopped for the night. Can't find anything, because that big assed duck flew off to Kong Island to hang with the King.
@MRaymondJames I hear you had a pleasant encounter with one of our favorites peeps, Miss Jenny @juniper728 She told me that you really wanted to bring @prideofgyypsies & @RealDealMada to KC for beers and BBQ...We're here for you when that happens...got a jug of Apple Pie for ya!