Not for nothing Harv, but I think I got a big weiner, but I'm gonna let the experts tell me before I share that shit...maybe you quit making shit up and prepare your butthole for your new boyfriend...https://t.co/gESkBM4rtX
LIsten up Fine folks of the twitterverse, we need your help. Here is an imgur link to the where's and whys but hoarding, and overshopping has unforeseen consequences. like a home for developmentally challenged people are in NEED. Badly https://t.co/D409Axcf7r
Yo G @FINALLEVEL You see that nickname I'm running under? I've had that for 38 yrs Thanks to "Colors" and my last name, and a lyrically challenged friend. Thank you Rockstar! Plus, when I balled it helped spread fear. https://t.co/tjepnL1yxq
It's tax season..It's when I watch the most amount of porn. Not because of some pre-spring ritual, nothing so pagan. It's because of the fucking asinine @Intuit#FREEFREEFREE commercials. So fucking annoying I switched to @HRBlock if you buy ads on @pornhub Imma punch you.
Hey peeps, we need to dig into the pockets, wallets, pocketbooks...piggy banks..where ever you keep your cash, and keep @suecostello's podcast on air! follow the link to the donate button...she is but $80 bucks short! https://t.co/2hKenInFlU
@MRaymondJames I hear you had a pleasant encounter with one of our favorites peeps, Miss Jenny @juniper728 She told me that you really wanted to bring @prideofgyypsies & @RealDealMada to KC for beers and BBQ...We're here for you when that happens...got a jug of Apple Pie for ya!
@gregorybehrendt Your joke has come true...The Adult Rock Show happened last night at The Prairie Band Casino, Night Ranger started at 7, done by 8:30, home by 10 in time for @TheDailyShow#Prophecy#prognosticator
I hope you're happy with yourself @woot I can't buy ANY bags of crap because your page crashed...maybe tell fewer people you;re having a sale? OR..up the damned bandwidth!
If you frighten the Trumpazies they will try and blow your ear drums screeching BENGAZIIEMAILSKILLERY...to rally the herd and eventually drone your facts out with a rousing chant of LOCKHERUPFAKENEWS @realDonaldTrump@PeteButtigieg#GenXforPete