McMav4 🍀

Formerly @Starrier_nights but Twitter won't let me in #SKOL

[McMav4 🍀 @blackmav4]

If it can be fixed by unplugging it and plugging it back in, I’m your guy

[Steve Boylan @StevieBoylan]

I can’t seem to stop

[Steve Boylan @StevieBoylan]

*posts some racial lies

*elon musk: wow

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake.
Clearly these are the early warning signs of co-dependency.

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

[⛲ Susan ⛲ @onascaleof1210]

How often we turn to others to save us from our bad decisions.

[AlexandriaSweet @AlexandriaSweet]

As I licked the little dribble of coffee from the edge of my cup, I thought of you.

[Steve Boylan @StevieBoylan]

How about thoughts AND prayers AND a direct change to the availability of weapons AND a focus on mental health initiatives.

[Dark Tylenol 🇺🇦 @LowEffrt]

@GavinNewsom BREAKING: Blockbuster says they won't open new stores in California

[Johnny Proctor @johnnypproctor]

@GavinNewsom Elvis Presley has announced that he will no longer play live in California.

[⛲ Susan ⛲ @onascaleof1210]

Neanderthal wife complaints, probably: I'm tired of looking at the same wall carvings. The Mastodon bones are taking up too much space, and these rocks aren't comfortable anymore. We need a bigger cave, Thork.

[angela “turns pastors into poets” weiler-hammond @AngelaEWeiler]

*my very white child* - “mom, what percent Chinese am I?”

Me - Zero.

MVWC - *incredulous and disoriented, with a lower lip quiver* “You mean, I’m not Chinese… at all?”

[McMav4 🍀 @blackmav4]

Almost as great as Kirk Gibson’s home run

[McMav4 🍀 @blackmav4]

@AlexandriaSweet sorry that the 49er’s lost to @Vikings

[McMav4 🍀 @blackmav4]

@AlexandriaSweet Dude

[McMav4 🍀 @blackmav4]

@AlexandriaSweet go Seattle!!!!

[McMav4 🍀 @blackmav4]

@McNmndad Trisha Hauge

[AlexandriaSweet @AlexandriaSweet]

Sometimes I write myself secret notes so good that I forget what they meant.

“Don’t forget C&Cs”

No music factory, either.

[⛲ Susan ⛲ @onascaleof1210]

When faced with a tantalizing, often misleading, headline, I ask myself "Will reading this story change its outcome or my life?"

A "no" answer settles the question.