Neanderthal wife complaints, probably: I'm tired of looking at the same wall carvings. The Mastodon bones are taking up too much space, and these rocks aren't comfortable anymore. We need a bigger cave, Thork.
*my very white child* - “mom, what percent Chinese am I?”
Me - Zero.
MVWC - *incredulous and disoriented, with a lower lip quiver* “You mean, I’m not Chinese… at all?”
When faced with a tantalizing, often misleading, headline, I ask myself "Will reading this story change its outcome or my life?"
A "no" answer settles the question.