shitty black mirror

Uh internet scary, phone bad

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S69 E420: Bong rips u back #blackmirror

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S30 E12: This episode is actually a video compilation of u watching old black mirror episodes. It’s fucking freaky and u don’t like it. Next episode after this? You watching u watch yourself. Worst of all? U look bad. #blackmirror

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S20 E11: Siri and Alexa fuck #blackmirror

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S11 E04: the future is here and someone hacks onto your iPhone v500. They use yr gun app (comes predownloded onto phones now) and uses your facial recognition software to frame your own murder as suicide .... What the fcuk. #blackmirror

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S10 E06: using venmo as social media #blackmirror

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@Zinedin51851770 Yeah, I’m from the year 3000. Not much has changed, but we live underwater. And your great great great granddaughter is doing NOT fine #blackmirror

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#S08 E11: Your life gets a laugh track but u never get the joke lol this one’s sad #blackmirror

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S04 E60: You get pregnant, and 10 crusty old white men get to decide your fate. Super dystopian......... oh WAIT. #blackmirror

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S15 E04: #Wordscapes is trying to communicate with u... fuck. Every time u can’t beat a level, they cut off a limb. Once you bleed out, you’re absorbed into the #wordscape.......fuck. #blackmirror

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@blackmirror give me a writing credit you cowards

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S10 E03: new #tinder update: uggo tier. Only for losers lol #blackmirror

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S08 E20: Online hacker breaks into your digital mainframe, 3D prints a dead body into your house .... and a cop. #blackmirror

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S70 E02: throwback episode! Publically executed by Daniel Tosh in front of a live studio audience for being a fucking loser online #blackmirror #webredemption

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S20 E15: Uuuuuuh i upload your consciousness into my v.1 tamagotchi and then I forgot to feed u #blackmirror

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S04 E99: Brutally fucking murdered by hot single babes in your area #blackmirror

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S06 E09: Steve Job’s ghost is losing business, copyrights #Apple as in the #fruit. No one but the technocracy can access apples anymore. Every day, the doctors come. U can’t keep them away anymore... #blackmirror

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S05 E11: Fucking nerd hacks into heaven, wires souls into in yr home and now u have to explain social media to your great-grandmother’s ghost #blackmirror

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S05 E05: Every time a girl searches for a “vibrator” on https://t.co/fqEPXBhCU0, #Jeff Bezos gets off... this one’s a social commentary #blackmirror

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Uhhhhh, temporarily suspended for being too funny on https://t.co/Ee9xh7DytU

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S11 E03: catfished by god #blackmirror

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S07 E05: #Truecrime heads all like go in for a kiss with an actually really bad person and get true crimed, and they get memorialized forever - but in like a patreon episode of a shitty podcast, you know? Sucks #blackmirror