told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon
Let’s be clear: seeing a man with a mustache dressed as a woman, making sexual innuendos to a very masculine man, with that forced voice is - among many things - funny. Comical, actually. Laughing is the kindest reaction to the entire exchange.
Killing your self and leaving your three kids all alone in the world is the weakest, gayest most faggotronic thing I’ve ever heard.
What a despicable human.
Those poor kids.
Break the law if you have to, spit blood, do nothing.
Save the kids.
guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die
guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink
If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass