Mark Hawkes

RIP Aaron Stevens 👨🏾‍🍳

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

[julia @eathedocument]

told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

[ko @konfirmkills]

🧘🏽

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Emmanuel @emmywayne64]

Accurate or not?

[Mark Hawkes @blackoutpapi]

Diana russini u fuckin slut bag

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

We've agreed to trade WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots in exchange for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick, pending a physical.

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

Let’s be clear: seeing a man with a mustache dressed as a woman, making sexual innuendos to a very masculine man, with that forced voice is - among many things - funny. Comical, actually. Laughing is the kindest reaction to the entire exchange.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

“Press R3”

8 year old me:

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Killing your self and leaving your three kids all alone in the world is the weakest, gayest most faggotronic thing I’ve ever heard.

What a despicable human.
Those poor kids.

Break the law if you have to, spit blood, do nothing.

Save the kids.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[aarøn. @ayroned]

If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass

[Mark Hawkes @blackoutpapi]

Average Knicks fan

[Yaril Foxears @YarilFoxEren]

niggas be like i took drugs to turn into a woman and im starting to feel retarded 😹😹😹 yeah nigga they working

[Kєииу @AndieAndie54183]

Any bicth that suck uncircumcised dick belong on fear factor 😂😂

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

"Tax the rich" and has her own personal umbrella holder

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

The lion changes his political views on immigration in order to crack the Latina at the bar