JustPaddy.

imagine a white australian guy on three pairs of heels

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if butterfly wings cause tsunamis in china then my sneezes are gonna end the fucken world if they're not careful

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@Lebmaru lies

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Imagine the memes that are gonna come out of this

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"It's 2016, and we don't have-" why are you saying this, history is not in linear progression have you ever learnt anything about human civs

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Holy shit falls

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@benjangleman Maybe I'm becoming the Buzzfeed of Twitter

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the laughing crying face is the yolo of emojis 😂😂😂

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Do you like bad boys?
Cause I'm pretty bad at most things

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There are more cells in our brain than there are brains in our bodies

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Weird guys whistling on the dance floor: why

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Does the five second rule apply to soup?? Hurry pls

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@_kfdavis not really, December :/

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@benjangleman I'll have to catch them up sometime

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four assignments to do and I'm watching harmonica lessons on youtube. I don't even have a harmonica

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@RarkMob thanks for replying I was getting worried

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@RarkMob hey pal how's it going

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@cameronbro @benjangleman thanks fans see you all next month

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How to twerk:
Step 1: Reconsider