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why the twitter bird gotta be white anyway huh fam?

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Nobody said interracial relationships were easy

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Last comment is savage

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Barber: what you want fam?
Kid: you seen spongebob's house?
Barber: say no more

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Chill Tyrone, I said square root not square up

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Damn crackers

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My girlfriend ain't allowed to do algebra, she don't need to know how to find her X.

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When your dad wants to take a pic with you but you just met

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When your main bitch likes beards but your side bitch doesn't

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50 shades of grey
Valentines day
New drake album

Mad bitches getting pregnant this month smh shout out to my November babies

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My nigga Ed couldn't wait to get some head

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Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in

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Girls with high waisted shorts be like

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Barber: Whatchu want?
Her: give me lung cancer
Barber: say no more, I gotchu fam

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Barber: what you want fam?
Him: give me hat hair
Barber: say no more

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Ratchet bitches out here with multicolor weave got they head looking like a cosmic brownie

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When she says she likes guys that are down to earth

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When you're high af tryna order pizza

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When your mixtape so good they sell that shit like candy