Cris Jenkins

Kiss my ass, guys... y'all on your own. - Hayes Carll

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[Cris Jenkins @blackrumjenkins]

Embarassing. Top to bottom. #JakeJoshua

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@jakepaul But you did choose to platform a woman abuser. If you didn't know that til now, you're the only one.

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@DAZNBoxing @joeboxerparker Paid over $450 CDN for the annual subscription, and this is a $60 PPV...what a fucking joke. @dazngroup

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@TheStingisBack "Ever see that scene in 'Scanners' when that dude's head blew up?"

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@jakepaul You don't matter in real boxing. Should be clear by now. 🤷🏼‍♂️🥊

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@elonmusk My man, if you see this as similar to J6, you are, hands-down, one of the stupidest people to ever walk this earth. But far more likely you're just crooked as fuck.

[Cris Jenkins @blackrumjenkins]

@elonmusk Remove both instances of the word "attacking" from that sentence and you're on the right track.

It's as simple as that.

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@atRachelGilmore Wait for the weirdly parted hair that floats on top of his head. That is the sign.

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@langercarl @WUTangKids The only thing dumber than an American Trump nut licker is a Canadian one.

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@bnhayes37 @rlsbamasemperfi @CollinRugg Sad little cunt.

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@Turki_alalshikh Come on man, don't get involved in this garbage. This is the single dumbest "sport" to have ever existed.

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@Ruby_Time10 @CTVNews Imagine if you'd just typed that into Google...🙄

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@elonmusk I'd say, "now do ketamine", but this asshat would just pop a few and think he nailed the assignment.

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@jakepaul Wipe that orange goop off your chin, Jake.

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@nightsirens49 @CTVNews Now use this rationale, apply it to gun violence, and explain how you would be cool with the US altering the 2nd amendment. Remember, you can't half-arse this.

[Cris Jenkins @blackrumjenkins]

@BlissfullyJess @CTVNews Wait til they find out where Salmonella comes from. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[LBC @LBC]

"If you're at work, do it now and see what happens..."

James O'Brien has a challenge for anyone that doesn't think Elon Musk performed a Nazi salute at the inauguration.

[Cris Jenkins @blackrumjenkins]

@ringmagazine Current AJ doesn't last three rounds with Wilder

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@ringmagazine Tyson Fury will be holding HW boxing hostage with this fake retirement. He just wants everyone to beg to have that potato to come back.

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@siddharthshahx @realspitfire I'm sure "private firefighters" were just sitting on their giant tank of private water waiting for someone with enough money to call.

Touch some fucking grass occasionally people, it'll do ya good.