Neil deBadass Tyson

I do science and fuck bitches. *Parody account*

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Shoutout to the earth for doin us a huge solid and tiltin back towards the sun. #vitaminD #firstIgetstrongbonesthenIfuckyourhoes

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Who needs meth when you have math

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space is big, yo

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black holes are seriously fucked up

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Just at a conference and some guy talked about "spacetime" WTF is that, there's space and time but there aint no "spacetime" smh

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Why would someone name some nasty-ass vegetable a 'sweet potato'
bruh they ain't even sweet

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A zombie apocalypse wouldn't be so bad if it happened now. If you had a mobility scooter, you could pretty much outrun everyone.

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It may seem hard to believe, but seahorses aren't really horses

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Happy holidays everyone! Enjoy the your days off work and time with family and friends!
#WhoNeedsHolidayCommercialismWhenYouHaveScience

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Science fact: Dinosaurs were some scary-ass creatures

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I thank the Lord every time I see a hot babe

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To be an exceptional scientist, one must have exhausted their fucks. Only then, when one gives no fucks, can greatness be achieved.

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Shoutout to euclid for doin math and thinkin about shapes n shit way back in history
#YouTheRealMVP

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DRUGS WILL MESS WITH YOUR MINDS, KIDS. Save yourselves for science.

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Few people know this, but there is a thriving cocaine market on the international space station

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I was gonna learn about the universe by doing some math, but then I remembered that shit is hard af

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Shoutout to all the grains for providin carbohydrates 24/7
#smokewheateveryday

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Looking back on all the hard work I do, I have to say, I'm just not paid enough.

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Then I finish off the day with an hour of porn and an hour of flying around with jetpacks in the lab.

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1230 until 3 I eat donuts and coffee. Sometimes tv people come by and get me to make crazy-ass documentaries.