Miguel Martinez

“Home is where you make it.” - Joe Dirt

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Que gasto de tiempo

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Getting old means realizing Coors Banquet might be your favorite beer.

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I’ve been Ted my whole life.

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When did Peacock become better than Hulu?

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You think you know a lot of songs until you sit alone for a 5 hour car ride.

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I just washed my AirPods and there’s no rice in this house. Damn, the bachelor pad life sucks some times.

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Today, while sitting alone at the bar, I realized that “Sweet Caroline” is the white person’s equivalent to “Volver, Volver” by Vicente Fernandez

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Still need to watch Spider-Man

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The Odyssey for a third time or Spiderman?

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The infinite Aura of Agamemnon #Odyssey

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Scratch that, false alarm

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My ex just left me and she took my Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, should I hit her up about them?

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Hurting for Marcela’s family. She was so amazing and I thank her for allowing me into her home as a family member as easily as she did. Fuck man.

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Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey will be the greatest movie of all time.

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Odyssey in 1 hour. Can’t fucking wait

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I’ve been waiting for The Odyssey since it was announced 18 months ago.

Can’t wait to watch it tomorrow.

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Too late to be jumping into a Synchronicity rabbit hole.

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Can’t believe some of y’all put money on McGregor

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I’ve ran out of Haaland vlogs to watch

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You’re telling me everyone got their hands on a Mexico jersey except me? Or is everyone wearing non-authentic?

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Vozinha is my favorite World Cup story. I hope that man gets paid. #Vozinha #worldcup