lil uzi squirt 💦

⛓if you've got a throat I've got a knife⛓

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crazy how thanksgiving is on 9/11 this year

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@yallrlytriedit currently fighting the urge to forgo xmas presents for my entire family and just buy myself prada loafers

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it’s so nice dating after an emotionally abusive and toxic relationship because
everyone is so nice!!! like wow you actually like me as a person and i don’t exist to feed your ego and be your punching bag? 🥹

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@aC_deucey https://t.co/DMiwOptKAQ

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i stayed up till 3am reading harry potter
FAN FICTION what the fuck is wrong w me

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just letting everyone know i’m in love. thanks for understanding

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me to my laundry delivery service: do y’all wash squishmallows?

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@yogamatt69 oh okay slay 💅🏽

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why am i getting so many followers on twitter did someone put my handle on a bathroom stall again

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embracing my innate power as “the naked neighbor” now that IM ON THE TOP FLOOR BABY 📈

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me and my man

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me telling my mother about my sugar daddy x husband x future baby daddy and her getting more and more pissed because she doesn’t want me to be a trophy wife 😾

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twitter is still where i come to tweet my freak shit since IG created threads so here we go.

i’m jealous of the next person who blows my back out cause they get to be the first to experience my tramp stamp in all its glory 🤩

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why do people talk shit on people in coach w designer luggage? like you’re in coach without designer luggage so what does that make you 🤔

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people who like fireworks are sex pests

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@yallrlytriedit JAIL. what a fucking asshole

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if im playing g flip on repeat when we hang out, just shut up i found a girlfriend in new york

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i swear to god if my movers lose or dirty up my squishmallows there will be hell to pay

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my white friends convinced me to watch sex and the city and damnit it’s actually rly good

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this man saying he wants to wife me once i’m out of my hoe phase but he doesn’t realize hoe is life 🤭