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[pete zaparti @blacktopsmooth]

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[pete zaparti @blacktopsmooth]

@Peancat Lmao

[pete zaparti @blacktopsmooth]

@lordandtyler I’m on the record that I believe in science

[pete zaparti @blacktopsmooth]

@Peancat @ChrisQuomo Takeout only

[pete zaparti @blacktopsmooth]

@HistorywithH These ones aren’t so bad

[Emily Witt @embot]

Medics got arrested. There are teens here.

[pete zaparti @blacktopsmooth]

@Peancat Who’s telling you this

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[first day as coast guard]
Boss: 7 people died on your watch today
Me [looking off into the distance]: yes but the coast is fine

[Hunter @HunterMitchel14]

Signed up for my company's 401k but I'm nervous cuz I've never ran that far before

[迪伦 @Peancat]

Curt's the small version of Curt