Mark Jones

[Mark Jones @blackwoodpro]

@Jamesal51564206 @JackDunc1 You seem nice.

[Mark Jones @blackwoodpro]

@NextOfflcial I’ve spoken to a customer services assistant who cancelled my order. You really need to engage a decent delivery service. How a package of two jumpers can be too large to deliver only Evri can tell you. At least I didn’t have to trawl the streets looking for a parcel this time.

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@nextofficial please let me know when you stop using Evri for deliveries permanently. Thought I’d give Next Unlimited another chance, but yet again Evri have lost you a sale. And a regular customer. All for two sodding jumpers Evri apparently need a specialist delivery team for.

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Watching the leader of the free world on @SkyNews wittering on, like the kind of person who needs the exact brand of institution he’s happy sad to be building again.

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In the middle of a round table? And a week to wait? Not fucking funny. #CelebrityTraitors

[Mark Jones @blackwoodpro]

@viewvalley @nw_nicholas @ZiaYusufUK Don’t forget - he did resign, briefly, after a Reform MP said something racist, but his moral outrage only lasted a couple of days.

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Funny how @AXS_UK treat me as a bot multiple times for an hour, until there’s only the over expensive options left. Shambles. #radiohead

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Barbara Dickson must be shitting herself #tippingpoint

[Mark Jones @blackwoodpro]

@oakdwn @DJ_AlphaT Episode 6, about 2 minutes in.

[Mark Jones @blackwoodpro]

@DJ_AlphaT @oakdwn Plus, there’s a Batmobile in the Doctor’s pocket in Talons…!

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This ‘nobody likes anybody anymore’ schtick is getting old real fast. Darlene insisting on “please” all the time, Naomi barely disguising her contempt for Mervin. Hope they start learning to love one another soon. Except Officer Rose. He’s not a patch on Marlon. #deathinparadise

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@Giveitago1 If “Don’t do drugs” is a stretch, at least lay off the Ket on weekdays, Elon…!

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@mjfree THIS is why Melania’s sticking around. I thought it was down to an iron clad prenup, but she’s waiting til her baby’s positioned for the inevitable takeover. She can ride out the rape charges, porn stars and pussy grabs for as long as it takes to get Barron where she wants him.

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@ant1her0comp1ex @itstaytaylors If your mind’s wondering like that when viewing a six digit date, you’ve got bigger issues than it first appears.

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@doctorwho1980s Never understood why the Doctor thinks he’s misjudged a murdering mercenary who came close to killing him in their previous encounter. He only allied himself with the enemies of the Cybermen for money. He wasn’t a good guy.

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@Lanaqu28 @hellothisisivan She might choose to self identify as a man just to get that series sold, though…

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The Bring Back Marlon campaign starts here…! #DeathinParadise

[Mark Jones @blackwoodpro]

Scooby Doo time. #DeathinParadise

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Remember, a puppy’s for life, not just for a Christmas Special. #DeathinParadise

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I knew that guy was sus…! #DeathinParadise