Sam Jorgenson

You're not having fun unless you have to sign a waiver.

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@BaileyGoatTV This one goes hard 💯💯💯

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Today’s a good day to note that I’ve never seen a ranked list of quarterbacks with Kirk Cousins ahead of Dak Prescott.

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@timthetatman

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@BaileyGoatTV Detroit :)

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@TaraLongseth Jacks frozen pizza preach 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@BaileyGoatTV Was just gonna look up a meme for ‘neck deep’ cause that seemed funny but turns out they are a boy band so every result looks like this

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@TaraLongseth Why not?

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@BaileyGoatTV

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@FieldYates @DanielDopp @Stephania_ESPN @MikeClayNFL

[Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_]

Greetings!

I just downloaded Twitter two weeks ago and learned about a new game called “fantasy football.” This is my team I just drafted after learning all about the game! I think I did good.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I’m done with Thrones after what they did to me with that final season”

Everyone actually last night:

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@BaileyGoatTV I thought you were about to start doing it too lol

[Willow ! @WillowThinking]

ARCANINE POODLE ARCANINE POODLE

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@BaileyGoatTV

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@pChalTV

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

okay

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@NutterButter

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@BaileyGoatTV

[quamebass15 @quamebass15]

I hope he evolves into Lechungus

[Sam Jorgenson @blades_kid15]

@pChalTV Can’t be done

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Vikings really couldn't hold back tears 😭

(via @BlakeProehl)