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optimistic nihilist

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Argentina came with GOONS!

[Lucinda Tobyjug @msloobylou]

What did Andy Burnham’s dad do for a living? Can’t wait to find out.

[Pat lee @pat_lee]

@Sammyveli French was invented in 2000 by Ivory Coast band Magic System when they released the their song “1er Gou.”

Before then the people of France only communicated through grunts.

It was through learning to move their hips, words came pouring out.

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[Ilyas Noreaga @IlyasNoreaga]

This is sooo bad for African football but I respect it from Senegal

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The 'preventable' death of a girl in care.

Sky News uncovers how the state failed to protect a vulnerable girl living an 'invisible life'.

@NickMartinSKY reports.

https://t.co/CdzGkdKm7l

[Dr Alex Bulat @LabourAlexB]

Did you notice how quickly the debate has moved from “it’s not about you, you came here legally and integrated, it’s illegal immigration that is the issue” to “yes it’s totally fine to say that people who have been here for years, integrated and have indefinite leave to remain can have their status retrospectively removed and subject to deportation if they don’t satisfy new yet to be defined criteria”

The more we legitimise anti-migration narratives, the worse it will get.

[Alpha LandRover 🇰🇪 @AlphaLandRover]

Dare to DREAM!

So I dreamt of a non-existent route from Nairobi to Diani WITHOUT using Nbi-MSA road.
The outcome?

From the dusty Masai cattle tracks in the deep bundus of Kajiado, Chyulu hills and finally Lungalunga, Kwale county.

A #thread 🧵....

#AlphaLandrover #Kenya

[CB @ItalianFiesta]

So you hate waffles?

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[kold @koldkorporate]

when I was in the psych ward last time there was this really autistic guy who would misbehave a lot and they would tell him Lil Durk was coming to the unit to quiet him down

[Omar @omar_dddg]

One of the greatest linguistic miracles of the Quran is that there isn’t a single word that you could point to, that you could change to improve the conciseness or rhythm. Not one.

Lets look at the first verse from
the smallest Surah, Al Kawthar for example.

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Spanish kids when they start getting free school meals

[sucio tonihausen ☆ #teamsamstar @619ANTONI0]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked rey mysterio and he said booyaka

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

30 years ago, over 8,000 Bosniak men and boys were murdered in the Srebrenica genocide.

Today, politicians will say "never again". But they are letting it happen, again, in Gaza.

We remember all victims of genocide, and vow to build a world that respects the humanity of all.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

The president should not stand for re-election in 2027. But unless a strong opposition candidate emerges, there is a grave risk that he will continue to take his country backwards https://t.co/aIV48VA8nZ

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

But at what cost.

[‏Martyrs of Gaza @GazaMartyrs]

Today, I lost my entire family,

My mother, my father, and my beloved sisters, Sarah, Saja, and Manar were all martyred.

I have no words to describe the pain, Please, keep them in your prayers.

[Eyush @_EyushVick]

Nakupea minute maid apple yangu baridi unakunja sura, kwani unataka nifukuzwe kazi