a lady came into my work wearing camo pants and i made a joke about how she was just floating and had no legs and she pursed her lips and shook her head and told me today is not the day for nonsense
NYC officials tell me they’re advising residents “stay away from the venue” amid the historic heat wave, and are encouraging everyone to “beat the heat at your local record store on Friday instead, where you can buy the new album ‘CONFESSIONS II’ by Madonna.”
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