🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻

the ghosts in my head tell me to commit mass murder and they yell go white boy go (#FE3HRP 18+)

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

❝I’m at my limit but you can call me Dimitri.❞

〔 Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd #35534663, of Fire Emblem : Three Houses reporting for duty ∕ 60% crack I have no big hopes ∕ timeline flexible ∕ check below pinned for more details! 〕

♡ & ↺ please?

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@_AshenStar *simps for you in turbo boost*

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

Have not simped in a while. I will begin simping now, with immediate effect.

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@ashendemonn Professor....!! Ah, your hand—....I did not want you to fall victim to my cursed cloak as well, but alas.

You must forgive my brazenness in suggesting this, but please....hold onto my hand, professor! Find it under the furs, so you will not get absorbed any further.

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@_AshenStar || OKAY TRUE I was just thinking of how dumb it would be if I went cowboy event and everyone thinks it’s yeehaw when it’s mooo actually

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

|| I keep forgetting that cowboys are actual occupations and not like....people with cow ears. cow hybrids

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

B...Beloved!! That is— ah...

If the secret is out, I may as well admit: my boobs against my wife boobs go brrr

[ℬ. @onebylethcell]

My husband and I do not communicate with words. We simply press our tits together and let the warmth flow through one tit to the other.

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@OfTheNightish You are not an idiot. Far from it. As for the normal part....we are all unfortunately from Faerghus.

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@sweetenedmage it is very shy. I do not know what to name him yet.

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@IvettaSelwyn it has been freed.

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@sweetspeIIs Annette....please. Do not perceive my bosom!!

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

|| twitter stop telling me to follow my own accounts challenge

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

have you looked and appreciated her today

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

I am not saying my ghosts are beating my ass but they have got hands

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

i miss my wife

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@DariusNth *screams*

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

please stop perceiving my breasts

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

@Of_Mxckingbirds Oh. That is just my stepmother joining in.

[🕺🏻 Professor Simp 🕺🏻 @blaiddead]

glenn’s ghost in the corner of my room as I sob in the corner