Blaike Cook

Don't be eye candy. Be soul food.

[rylee @_ryleespoon]

Congratulations Schmidt and CeCe

[Blaike Cook @blaike_cook]

@RJ_ClarkII

[morgan @Morganvoigts12]

Boys’ houses are so weird. They literally have their grandmas old couches with three different TVs in the living room and random flags for decoration???

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

This will come as a shock to some, but when it’s snowing, you HAVE TO allow extra stopping distance. It’s 4 wheel drive, not four wheel stop. When it’s slick, it doesn’t matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan’s Prius.

[JSTJosh Ⓥ @JoshJST]

If you’re going Black Friday shopping, please be a decent human being and turn your phone sideways before recording fights.

[Boomer Bass @Boomer_Bass_]

Guys: I have cracked the code. Yesterday morning I woke my wife up, I kissed her cheek, and I whispered softly in her ear:
“I’m taking you to get mimosas. Let’s go get drunk at 10:00 in the morning”

I swear to god I’ve never seen her so happy.

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

That’s a wrap Kansas City!!! We love you! ♥️♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/p0Avb4whIS

[Blaike Cook @blaike_cook]

@RJ_ClarkII Boy you’re really somethin

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Christine Blasey Ford has just been nominated for the Distinguished Alumna award at her alma mater, University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill for "doing something extraordinary".

I agree 100%!

Thank you Dr. Ford.

[Blaike Cook @blaike_cook]

@laurencarr96_ @emmakate0427 *standing by for response

[Alyssa Callahan @alyssacallahan_]

Czechoslovakia yourself before you wrechoslovakia yourself

[Jeff Adams @drjeffadams]

LK1 The story of Jesus begins with two women on the margin of society greatly used of God. Can’t wait to see some of the women victimized by male power figures not only get justice but get the jobs of those who abused them - from “me too” to “me more!”

[Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) @rachelheldevans]

Maybe it’s small compared to everything else, but every time Trump takes to twitter to insult people, he makes a mockery of his wife’s online bullying initiative. He knows that and does it anyway. Obvious he doesn’t have a shred of respect for her.

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

date someone who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

[Blaike Cook @blaike_cook]

ALDI for president 2020.

[ibrahim @ennolesh]

woman: *enters gym with headphones on, starts workout immediately, avoids eye contact with anyone*

five random dudes: if it’s attention she wants, it’s attention she’s gonna get

[Karamo @Karamo]

Does anybody else feel like pizza could possibly be the love of their life.... Or am I alone right now. 🍕💁🏾‍♂️

[Jay @Jwhorton21]

Forget Netflix and chill, let’s cornhole and grill

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

♥️♥️♥️ this is a good read.

[Kristen Agar @kragar16]

A conspiracy,: Trump was in KC to be cast on season 3 of Queer Eye