blaike

[blaike @blaikecreech]

I’M ENGAGED WTF

[blaike @blaikecreech]

me: “I bought some really cute underwear today”

@jnmedlin: *looks up from phone and shows me a photo on FB marketplace* “I’m looking at planes for sale”

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@jnmedlin that bitch carole baskin

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@jnmedlin

[blaike @blaikecreech]

me: why did you think he was weird?
Nathan: “he ate soup every day at work”

[blaike @blaikecreech]

Manifesting that I’ll be at the Kentucky Derby next year

[blaike @blaikecreech]

“why do boxers remind me of Samuel L Jackson” @jnmedlin

[blaike @blaikecreech]

Say what you want about me but at least I didn’t go through a monogram phase

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@RobSoundsGood Holy hell

[blaike @blaikecreech]

My grandma thinks the “😂” emoji is a crying face and it’s so BAD. She’s really out here like “Robert is having open heart surgery 😂😂😂 praying it goes smoothly 😂😂”

[blaike @blaikecreech]

my christmas tree is still up LMAO

[blaike @blaikecreech]

“omg sharon your dog is so cute”

[blaike @blaikecreech]

I get a little wine drunk on a wednesday night and comment on every facebook post I see

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@jnmedlin shut up

[blaike @blaikecreech]

I work across from a cemetery and the wind kept blowing the bouquets off the graves and I started crying.... it’s only tuesday i need a break

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@jnmedlin

[blaike @blaikecreech]

*goes to multiple doctor’s visits for mental health* *receives bills* ... hello square one

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@DrewWelborn1 chill

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@lakynbyrd That’s always a good one too 🥳

[blaike @blaikecreech]

@lakynbyrd Wine drunk is the BEST drunk

[☆ ʲ ᵘ ˡ ᵉ ˢ ☆ @mrs_socialista]

Can't today. I'm busy watching the season finale of the United States.