Blaine Vance

when the f**k did we get ice cream

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

All gas.

@zachlanebryan

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

Tattoo the top of my hand when I finish my sleeve?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

@KristynEverly Me searching for someone to be my First Lady because you’re mean

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

#NewProfilePic

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

It’s none of your business what other people think of you.

[Kolby Cooper @KolbyCooper_]

@blaine_vance @KristynEverly Holy shit that’s awesome! Raise up a kick ass family! Love it!

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

Crazy to think almost 9 months ago @KristynEverly and I were getting ready for a @KolbyCooper_ concert and found out we were gonna be parents, and now we’re in a hospital room awaiting our sons arrival. I love this life💙

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

Just won $10,000 on a scratch off😝

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

My advice to y’all today:

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

Dubya the man🤙🏻

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

The greatest first pitch in the history of baseball 🇺🇸

[Kolby Cooper @KolbyCooper_]

Just be a good person it makes life a lot easier

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

Whiskey Myers | Broken Window Serenade

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

@Wendys Bet

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

@KristynEverly “You know it’s a fancy restaurant when they give you room temperature water”

[Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison]

It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around here

[Blaine Vance @blaine_vance]

@KristynEverly hApPy BiRtHdAy

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Sometimes you gotta kindly say fuck you and eat your 10 piece nuggets else where.