Blaine Anderson-Smythe

I got to play Hedwig for like 3 months and it's literally all I talk about now | he/him/his (RP)

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Babe I have questions

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

If you get banned I’ll be stuck here by myself

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

Blaine: no I will not take another ass pic for you to put on twitter

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

A day off on a boat with the hubs @sebsmythe94 = a day off well spent in my book ⛵️❤️

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

The radio apparently plays it constantly so the royalties more than make up for it 🤴🏻

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

Me, checking our bank account: why are there so many charges to Taco Bell?
Blaine: uhhhhhhh

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

CHASING GOLD UPDATE: I heard the song on the radio at TB again and said “hey, that’s me!” to the manager. He looked at me, laughed, and said “you’re not Billy Ray Cyrus” before walking away. I’m honestly... flattered? 😂

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Wait until you see what’s in store for December 😉

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

jfc I hate McKinley

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Maybe don’t say those things in the same sentence babe 😬

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

Happy 4th of July I had anal sex fuck trump!!

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

AHAHAHA I WAS GOING THROUGH MY OLD THINGS AND FOUND MY “MEN OF MCKINLEY” CALENDAR WE MADE DURING MY SENIOR YEAR ANYWAYS HAPPY 4TH FROM RYDER LYNN 😂💥🇺🇸

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

No don’t pull me into this 🙈

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

I didn’t know they had gifs of Betty White! cc: my husband @blainederson25

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

I went to Taco Bell and my nacho fries song was playing on the radio! 😂 I looked at this group of high schoolers and said “this song is me” and they all said “same bro” 😂😂😂

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Beard burn and 9 hour dance rehearsals don’t mix, sorry 😬

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

@blainederson25 made me shave my beard and I instantly lost 10 years send help I got carded

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Platonic holiday roommates 🎄

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

Just remembered that time Christmas break senior year when I turned on my TV and saw this

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Stream Last Friday Night by Katy Perry for the king’s birthday ⭐️🍸

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

#FakeNews

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

It’s not a competition if we always won 💅🏻

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Because you were the competition?

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

Why was I not invited to the glee club reunion?

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

We had a high school reunion and an ex-boy band member and a Yale grad doubled as my chair 🛋

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

#ShouldveStayedAtDalton

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

“When we all had carbon monoxide poisoning” what was your high school

[Blaine Anderson-Smythe @blainederson25]

Was this when we all had carbon monoxide poisoning? Because I can’t be blamed for that!

[Aleksandr Volkov @alekvolkov12]

shaming Blaine number 85.
on the same day he sent a puppet likeness to my house, I went to pick him up from glee rehearsal and saw this happening