Mike “Hawk” Oswald

michigan class of ‘03 phi gamma delta alum and roofie roulette enthusiast

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Let him cook

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No better feeling than getting 18 holes in 2 hours of twilight golf

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Fell for the raspberry long drink propaganda, but we persevere

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@vedmak00 @VladdyMillar

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@cdfshcdfsh @ijustplayedfort @RxHardnuts Feel so bad for you… you’ll never understand

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@_Lavar_Baller_ And for my boy with the twin, two of his boys have been with his sister and another one of his boys has been with his gf 😭

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In my hometown friend group, two guys just started dating the exes of two other guys in the group. One of the girls is also the twin sister of one of the guys. I can’t be the only one that thinks this is weird

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@KrashJerry He just started dating the other girl thats not his twin. I think I’m just going to wait in the queue for his sister

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@CoachMikeElder No but nice name

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@VictorERoyale Ur just as gay with your twitter 1 follower burner 😭😭😭

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These comments… Yeah that might be enough instagram for today

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@DrEpidermis23 She hasn’t even started taking classes there yet

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@BallHandler699 @QuigbyLamichael @QuigbyLamichael my bad g

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@QuigbyLamichael 😂 I think I put 2 and 2 together

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First weekend of 2026 I’m not drinking. Is this what life is like post grad?

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@clydehazemore Fuck we got burners having kids now?

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@stevetalkin W pops

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First and last time my car odometer will read 69420

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Bears FN? #nuke

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Bonnie blue where are you I’m in Cancun