Blaine Kyle Evans

Screenwriter · Projectionist · Gamer · Nerd

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@Ask_Spectrum Your DNS servers are down. The robots that keep customers from talking to staff won't let me through to tell the three working agents who are being yelled at by people who can't explain why some things work and others don't.

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@KatieBrittforAL

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@DaveSFoley @Joup_pi @joerogan Anyone who thinks they don't have biases doesn't understand that word.

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@rainnwilson Where was this advice three hours ago?

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@ModernVintageG Joke's on you; that book contains the entire source code.

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

#Tetris99 #Tetris #NintendoSwitch

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@joncoopertweets And 3rd party is like saying, "actually, I'm thinking maybe Emeril's secretly in 1st class and planning to surprise everyone with a custom meal, so I'd better keep my appetite."

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@blizaine @MKBHD Cool name

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@bwhitehead58 @abc3340 Karma for what? He was POSSIBLY intoxicated, and that's all we have. He could have just been mentally ill. Delight in the pain of others is gross.

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@TIDAL Not to be ungrateful, but when I asked for "Classic Hip Hop" and you gave me "My Name Is" by Eminem, those last 20 years hit me all at once.

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

Lawyers only have to meet the standard of a reasonable person. Web designers have to meet the standard of the dumbest possible user.

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@SWAIM_CORP Is it too early for you to raise the point that grammatical errors are a major faux pas for an edutainment channel?

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@ansonmount Follow-up hair question: Did they die your hair for #Inhumans or did you just naturally gray between your MCU stint and your #StarTrek debut? #GreyIsGreat

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

This is bad UI design. Perhaps intentionally so? "Cancel" and "Update anyway" are discrete buttons, but lack appropriate visual cues to make that clear.
src:https://t.co/nozY5gpkcO

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

I'm going ahead and calling it: 2024 Indy Game of the Year
https://t.co/YYz1vAoE90

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@ModernVintageG Dude, they had me at the Wilhelm Scream. I just hope it isn't the sound effect for every third kill in the game...

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@LisaDNews Does she have any suggestions? Because right now even "good" health insurance has extreme limits on mental health care coverage. If that's how they want to deflect from gun control, let's at least hold them to it.

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@PaulReiser Do people often tell you the wrong time to meet up just so they can make a joke about you being an early/late Reiser? Is it just your male friends with kids?

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

From a bougie Crestwood S douche, this is the thing to buy at the Aldi up the street

[Blaine Kyle Evans @blainekyle]

@_The_Bayou_Boy @JoeBiden Are you saying an anti-slavery post is automatically anti-Trump? That's interesting...