BlaineNSimple

Eliot Shorr-Parks biggest hater

[BlaineNSimple @blainep95]

Philly sports has single-handedly taken 20 years off my life

[MLB @MLB]

Brandon Marsh, Trea Turner and Alec Bohm homer in a @Phillies win!

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[BlaineNSimple @blainep95]

@mocliffff https://t.co/f7W4N9blUV

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Most Americans say the U.S. is worse off in 15 months under President Trump.

"Wages are not keeping up with inflation, and it's a nightmare for anyone trying to buy a house."

[BlaineNSimple @blainep95]

Honestly fuck social security, just let me put that money into a Roth IRA

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Can't stop won't stop 💥

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

June 27, 2007. Ryan Howard hits the longest Home Run in Citizens Bank Park history with 505 ft shot.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The Worlds dumbest fucking President thinks foreign tourists are issued United States passports.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

This is the most corrupt words to come out of a Speaker's mouth imaginable. The job of Congress isn't to protect the President and his family. It's to provide checks and balances on the Executive Branch. You're damn right we will investigate crimes and corruption. Who moved $180 million in oil futures 15 minutes before Iran announcements? Who has gotten sole source contracts because of their connections to the Trump family? Where did our social security data go when DOGE downloaded it into portable hard drives? Where are the rest of the Epstein files? On and on this Congress has chosen covering up crimes instead of stopping them. That ends in November. @WellmanForMO

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Whole heartedly fuck every braindead dipshit who voted for this embarrassing retarded pedophile

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @Phillies hit 4 game-tying or go-ahead homers in the 9th inning in their series against the Nationals.

That's the most by any team in a single series in MLB history.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The Cardiac Kids

#RingTheBell

[BlaineNSimple @blainep95]

The fightins!!!

[BlaineNSimple @blainep95]

Harper!!!

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

I don't give one single fuck if some baby boomer who bought their house for $90,000 in 1985 sees their $1.2 million dollar home go down to $650,000 in three years.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @Phillies are the only MLB team in the modern era to be down to their last strike with nobody on base in the 9th inning 2 games in a row but win both.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🇺🇸 President Trump: "I met Toyota's 92-year-old owner in Japan, told him 'you are rich' and he agreed to invest $10 billion in U.S."

The owner of Toyota passed away 3 years ago. 🤔

[BlaineNSimple @blainep95]

@2008Philz According to this we witnessed Phillies history

[BlaineNSimple @blainep95]

@2008Philz need you to find out if the Phillies have ever won back to back games with 2 outs in the in the 9th