Blair

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Manager: "First tackle, let them know you're there early on."

2 minutes later..

[☔ @Whotfismick]

you joined twitter
↓
you didn’t understand
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forgot about it for years
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came back randomly one day
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you got addicted

[GC🏠 @gc_1879]

“Gonna fill a smirnoff bottle with water and bring it to uni tomorrow ahahaha will be a right laugh” Gimp

[The Anfield Talk @TheAnfieldTalk]

Van Dijk:

“They thought I was finished”

🥶 🥶�

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

"I bet £1000 none of you ever retire."

[🍎 @applekaurr]

getting my heart broken by a 56 year old German fella was not on my 2024 bingo card

[- @AnfieldRd96]

I knew this day would come. But that news has hit me so hard. I fucking love Jürgen Klopp likes he’s my own dad. No one will be able to replace him. I’m absolutely devastated.

[Blair @blair1404]

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice he’s not gonna shag u piers

[SP @sspencerukk]

That time of year where all the paedophiles pretend to enjoy pumpkin

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Digging this one out again tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[IFL TV @IFLTV]

WE'VE GOT THE KNOCKOUT OF THE YEAR...

Zhilei Zhang stops Joe Joyce in round three with one of the best right hooks you are ever likely to see ‼️

WOW 😳

🎬 @BoxingOnTNT

#ZhangJoyce2 | #Knockout

[Blair @blair1404]

@AnfieldEdition @sachatavolieri @HorsJeuTwitch so he doesn’t have a voice and can’t speak for himself?

[C @_CM_67_]

He’s actually a generational gimp , really hard to be a bigger fanny than him

[. @jtferz]

Harry Kane going to Germany to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute

[KJ @kj1310_]

bet you could tell us how many times you cheated on your wife though

[ACE (fan) @FCB_ACEE]

Top 5 greatest players of all time :

1. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷
2. Pele 🇧🇷
3. Diego Maradona 🇦🇷
4. Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹
5. Johan Cruyff 🇳🇱

🚨 This is an official list🐐

[Blair @blair1404]

@TheAnfieldTalk @FabrizioRomano don’t think that’s what klopp meant

[Blair @blair1404]

@markgoldbridge is messi retired?

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Sir Andy Murray. We are not worthy 🙌👑

Still putting in Wimbledon performances like this at 36 and with a metal hip. They don't make them like this anymore.

[Henry Jackson @HenryJackson87]

Rio Ferdinand talks shite.

Water is also wet.