Me and Elle love to go to total wine and look at all the disgusting shit they’re selling (also they have like a city block long NA selection) and we found possibly the most heinous product: alcoholic Gatorade.
Guy at aldi upon finding an egg missing from his carton started popping off about the food industry to me like: “the more you read the more humanity will absolutely disgust you” SIR
I love waiting tables while ovulating, EVERYone is sexy, all the food is perfect, all babies are precious cherub angels with butter covered hands grabbing at my apron I must give them the worlddd
The kids today don't understand that a lot of cringe millennial stuff was done as a joke back then, like it wasn't serious. We really did fw Macklemore tho
Teenage coworkers saying I look like Fiona apple? Like I think y’all’s phones are burning out your eyeballs but also stahp that’s the nicest thing anyones ever said to me