menace

i have to go potty

[menace @blairtriangle]

(on toilet) no no no no no

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i love to rub my hairy legs together like a cockroach

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never beating the faggot allegations

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(in lecture visibly salivating staring directly at the person’s mechanical pencil next to me) are you gonna finish that please say noplease say no please say no

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if i were to diagnose myself with a mental illness it would be the really really cool kind

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whatever dude. your just jealous my belly makes soo many cool noises after eating mexican food

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@juicysaddam twitter user juicysaddam

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florens poo

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

u gon suck whatever the fuck i pull out this fursuit

[menace @blairtriangle]

happy national relaxation day i think i will spend the day consuming viewfarming content on my phone and curbing any thought streams that last for more than 10 seconds

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

seeing another weird looking guy with a girlfriend who's way out of his league in public and giving him a smile and an understanding nod

[menace @blairtriangle]

y’all coming or what

[Every Family Guy Frame In Order @efgfio]

Family Guy - Season 2 Episode 06 - Frame 2168 out of 4067

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@pulpbandit sorry

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@rartedfrog keep your head up champ you’ll be okay💪🏻

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@cowboyjack69 actually it’s more like woahhh nelly

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@cowboyjack69 o valid

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@rartedfrog

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do they sell pawtucket patriot ale at kroger

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(me, an empath, with a visible erection) looks like someone’s feeling a little frisky (i look up and scan the bar before my eyes finally rest on the man sobbing in the corner looking at a photo of his dead dog) bingo