blaise greenfield

92.5% lesbian. i like to picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. 222

[Renèe @GhibliGal]

Kitchen Aid's 2024 Evergreen Tilt-Head Stand Mixer. I NEED it.

[TheLiLah @PreciousOnibata]

Thoughtful.
Supportive.
Considerate.
Caring.
Kind.
Loving.
Selfless.
Best in giving.
Best in planning!
Best in management.
Best in budgeting.
Big babies (when they can trust you)
With coconut head, of course!
And a touch of wanting things to go their way.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I wonder if God knows he can just talk to me normal instead of all these lessons and riddles and side quests. Bring back talking to ppl directly through burning bushes.

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

i know paper towels hate to see me coming

[George @gpdr0meter]

Her vibe would be so perfect for WWE, someone get her in the ring!

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

that’s not just my passenger princess, that’s my big dawg

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

Me every time a new supreme court decision comes out lately

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

This video of Kathleen Ledecky balancing chocolate milk on her head while swimming is more impressive to me than her seven Olympic gold medals

[MAKAYLA LONDON @MVKDRE]

yall would never see me again

[Blade Brown @Robby_witdatool]

Let a woman really start liking you, she will call you at the site of the slightest inconvenience.

“babe, tell me why all the pumps at the gas station down”

They really want you to respond like you got a barrel of oil in your backyard lol

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Didn’t clean your kitchen for a week cause you &your kid had Covid? Ok understandable.

Now Imagine my shock when she said that she had a HUSBAND in the household??

B:TCH!

& y’all over here trying to convince single women that being unmarried is a flaw or something LMAOOO.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

asked my chronically offline bf to peel me an orange while he was working and he got up immediately and went to the door and I was like "where are you going" and he said "we don't have any oranges so I'll go get one from the store for you" 😭

[faith @faiththegemini]

This my favorite couple right now😂😍

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

“he doesn’t look good in pictures” like bitch just show me your ugly boyfriend

[Rai ⚢ @saraiangelique_]

me after someone makes me draw 10:

[blaise greenfield @blaiseg20]

#NewProfilePic

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“why does everyone think i’m jugemental”

meanwhile my face 24/7:

[L 🌟 @luvleimy]

i’ll call the feds on that function