Bláithín McKinley

[How many days since Mayo last won Sam? @howlongmayo]

0 days

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

These are my close personal friends

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

New record🥇

The Artemis II astronauts are now farther from Earth than humans have ever been! At 1:57 p.m. EDT, they broke the record set by Apollo 13 in 1970.

Their journey around the far side of the Moon today will take them a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Harram @_harramm]

If WW3 happens we’re cooked because men are in their princess era

[Bláithín McKinley @blaithinmck]

@pagan_hoetry @niamhmcverry_

[Bláithín McKinley @blaithinmck]

@katieogunsakin @niamhmcverry_

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"

[The GAA @officialgaa]

Hang it in the Louvre 🤌

[The GAA @officialgaa]

The apple doesn’t fall far from the Orchard tree 🧡

#GAA President Jarlath Burns lifts the Sam Maguire Cup with his son Jarlath Óg Burns as @Armagh_GAA are the 2024 GAA All-Ireland SFC Champions!

[Michelle O’Neill @moneillsf]

🟠⚪️ ARMAGH - ALL-IRELAND CHAMPIONS! 🏆

Comhghairdeas to the players, staff and fans on a fantastic victory. Enjoy the celebrations!

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

@CrimeGirI We had an “is everything alright at home?” meeting with my daughter’s nursery teacher over a series of drawings of five people and a coffin. It was the Spice Girls and Princess Diana.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Fire the little cunt.

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Did you know if you drink enough alcohol you’ll get asked to leave work early

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them