Blake Johnson

Lawyer/Traveling Welder Wife

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

When @PolarisAus said “I found my love and let it kill me” I felt that on a big level

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@pilerks1 @ZeroBansai @TaigaIsMyWaifu @KianStrickland @AustinC76522755 @SouthFLChasers @NWSLubbock @NickKrasz_Wx @TTUNWI Well constructed homes in Bremen were completely deleted - Cambridge Shores was another example. Mayfield got the spotlight on the damage assessment, but there were multiple EF5 indications throughout the storm track.

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@JMOinKY @ener_non When I went to Cambridge Shores two days after to help I was literally speechless. I didn't go to Bremen but I know a few who did and they said it was the worst damage they'd ever seen.

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@JMOinKY @ener_non Agreed. But I've noticed NWS is a lot quicker to slap EF5 on a storm if the rebuild subsidy will pay off in tax revenue. My family construction company build a lot of the homes/worked on homes in the WKY area and they were well-constructed. Its a cop out.

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@ryanhallyall

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@Perkisizer24 I haven't been on Twitter in months so you're lucky I saw this, but I agree! SNL Jeopardy is the best skit of all time.

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@SimonDaBurn @jallybacky @iwaspoisoned_ This is excellent.

[Brad Arnold @BradArnoldWX]

Large tornado that just came through the city of Lockett, TX!!! Preforming search and rescue right now. #txwx @ryanhallyall

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

.@elonmusk let me tweet from space pls

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

I can’t believe we sent BOFA to Ukraine.

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

Jussie Smollett wasn't spared from jail time because he's black. I'm black and if I pulled this stunt, trust me I would be in prison. This is about being connected to the elite democrats in the most corrupt city in the history of the United States run by democrats.

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@its_eniebomedov @ELDENRING Maybe just get good?

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

There are real humans falling for the "two weeks to flatten the curve" thing AGAIN. 😂😂😂

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

Oh hell fucking no.

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@dannyrp23 I do. The world was a much less hostile planet then! It’s so bad now dude. It’s honestly to a point where simply suggesting an alternative gets you labeled as some sort of militant crazy person 😂 And I blame the legal profession for all of this garb

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@dannyrp23 No problem brother, it happens! Almost there my dude. Home stretch!

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

@dannyrp23 Nah bruh, you know she’s going to ignore that. The Squad isn’t very good at advancing practical legislation!

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

Whistleblower: *exposes Facebook for perpetuating violence and hatred for@profit
24 hours later: *Facebook suddenly goes offline and routing information is “suddenly deleted”

Are we really this stupid? Hold these fuckers accountable.

[Blake Johnson @Blak3Johnson]

Preach, brother.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

i'm hoping within the next 6 months all this constant political back and forth hate talk and what not disappears and this site goes back to being fun and jokes

[billiam @BillRatchet]

crazy how the civil war starts on 4/20 this year

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Don't worry, he won't be gone for shlong