blake

[blake @blake__parr]

@cytrusf1 what are you on about mate, it was 33C as well

[dan @LucidxDan]

Never kill yourself

[blake @blake__parr]

@alexxgamedev As party leader I should be able to remove everyone from the search queue at the end of a game

[blake @blake__parr]

@tiggr_ Any fix coming soon for loadouts/attachments not saving between games/sessions?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump: Effective immediately, the FDA will be notifying physicians that the use of... asedo... well, let's see how we say that. Acid em... menophin. Acetaminophen.

[swagless @noswagordrip]

The 5g towers are making my balls itch

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

ill die for FaZe Clan before i die for this country

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[blake @blake__parr]

@SkyPillarSitter stealing grandboss

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[blake @blake__parr]

a man of the people

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Kamala Harris' VP choice Tim Walz had secret fling with daughter of top Chinese Communist official during teaching stint in China https://t.co/vMzxGtXGEp

[jackdenzel** @BANKRLLFREAKFCK]

this video will single handily make me k!ll myself

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

You’ll be having a good day and here comes a cyber truck.

[ava⸆⸉⏳ @longliveogstan]

If u have an iphone u SHOULD be using apple music and NOT spotify

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know that I'm picking up a refill of a 30-day prescription on day 56