Blake Lyons

Just a proud father of the most perfect boy ever, out here gettin this shutdown money!

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

Only request🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

I mean damn I’m already paying for ya to take our child’s medicine to lose weight might as well pay for ya ink addiction too😂😂 make more tomorrow I reckon (without mommy)😂😂😂

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

Damn glad to know only one person in America got a tattoo tonight😂 at the same time glad to know I can’t post something without someone knowing about it within 15 seconds! #stockerish

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

You make a thousand dollars a month off me on top of selling both my trucks and you can’t get better ink than that?😂😂

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

Hot damn that looks rough if you wanted to match me I would’ve given you my tattooist name😂😂😂😂

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

For everyone who keeps asking me about my big truck the frame is bent where I hit a power pole last thanksgiving

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

If you’re so unhappy in your life that even almost a year later you still have my name in your mouth then I suggest working on yourself instead of continuing worrying about me and mine🤷🏼‍♂️

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

@chelss_cotten Working girl! Just as tired and grouchy😂

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

@chelss_cotten We’d both be some dead mfs

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

@chelss_cotten When you’re planning my funeral make sure there’s an open bar

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

I’m literally dying and @chelss_cotten could care less🙄 convinced she’s pushing for the situation😷🤔

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

That unemployment rate bout to sky rocket cause of this dumbass virus!!

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

So damn tired of hearing about toilet paper and this damn corona virus bullshit

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

@chelss_cotten Oh but you know I’m gonna be!🙄

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

@chelss_cotten That was the closest to reality I could get when I’m in a different state rn🖕🏼😂

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

All I know is if @chelss_cotten interrupts another one of my dreams like that again she’s gonna catch these hands😂

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

@chelss_cotten @Linsey109 Oh bullshit

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

Hell I didn’t even wake up with a Snapchat from Team Snapchat this morning😒😂

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

@PeytonFoster67 I’m just saying🤷🏼‍♂️ they went out of style for a reason

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

Unpopular opinion: The Bell bottom bullshit doesn’t look good and should’ve been left in the past where they belong🐸☕️

[Blake Lyons @blake_lyons]

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