Blake Mathis

husband/father. musician. sweepstakes junkie.

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@RNCResearch This would be prime SNL material back in the days of normalcy. Think they’re gonna scrap the current script and do this instead?

[Kristen @Kica333]

I miss whatever age I was when I used to sleep through the entire night without waking up.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retard Month is over. 🥳

Congratulations for surviving a truly retarded few weeks.

[AB @AB84]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@boogiesgp pronounced: [triple ex, ten-tay-shee-on]

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@martyrdison *an sr-71

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@KillaKreww Talks with a mouthful of marbles, just like her dad

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@TheView I’m looking forward to the future @DontWalkRUN video that will dismantle every talking point from these old hags

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@BiblicalBeauty Let’s bring back what the people actually want #cinnamonrolls

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@pastapilled Serve what?

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@slothy_420 This is very @fleccas minded. Pair it with STP and trusting your initial gut feeling to continue covering the bases.

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@Raw_Combat_ Cameraman had one job…

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@former_timeline @JimDawz @LloydLegalist The sweater is no longer available (of course) but it was documented 2 years ago when it was…

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@squirmy6908 *bacon and cheese. egg sucks

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@Hunter_Eagleman @rosadelauro *83 but we get the picture

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@BamaSaltyMarine *an MRI

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@FoxNews Get an Indian in there, stat!! #H1B #pajeet

[Blake Mathis @blake_mathis]

@rosadelauro Over 35 years in congress…. TERM LIMITS NOW