Blake A Kistler

Specialist at Apple Keystone Fashion Mall • “You are not controlling the storm, and you are not lost in it. You are the storm.” — Sam Harris

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

This guy has been in office since 1981.

45 years!

The national debt was just 1 trillion when he started. Now it's 40 trillion.

Resign dude. You're the problem.

[Blake A Kistler @blakeakistler]

@ZacksJerryRig The laugh at the end gets me. You can tell he really thinks he’s nailing this technology thing.

[Blake A Kistler @blakeakistler]

Incredible Fire & Epoxy table giveaway! #Blacktailstudio #Blacktailstudiogiveaway https://t.co/7DNxOODLIx

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

Everyone knows Peterson Academy is just a party school for people who couldn’t get into Prager U.

[Blake A Kistler @blakeakistler]

Updating my résumé last night, it finally hit me; I just spent the last 5 months surrounded by one of the most talented, hard-working, innovative, and considerate group of people in the world. Full stop. Above all else, the one thing I will miss the most…https://t.co/ruaTEaUYKK

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

they still havent announced price.. im willing to pay 1 million dollars for a pair.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

This is what it looks like when Can’t Hold Us drops in front of 12,000 people

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

Did anyone catch that during the vlog segment, I was shaving with the Henson AL13? The thing KB Morgan was then pitching?

It is pretty good, actually... and I went in skeptical.

They're not paying for this tweet. But use my link.
https://t.co/Nur1nHK5nL

[Blake A Kistler @blakeakistler]

@StevenLNichols2 @UofSC @uofsccosw Congrats on this huge accomplishment @StevenLNichols2! Making the world a better place one day at a time!

[Steven N @StevenLNichols2]

I don’t feel I’ve accomplished much in my life. Some days imposter syndrome really kicks my butt. Receiving two degrees from @UofSC, my second one from @uofsccosw is definitely my greatest achievement. Becoming a social worker and living out my dream has truly been remarkable.

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

Hey girl, whatchu up to tonight? 😏

Wanna catch a movie? 🎥

Oh, Netflix and chill? 💕

How about YouTube instead? I hear there's going to be a big premiere tonight. 🥳🎉

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

I played @EAStarWars Jedi Survivor on max settings all day yesterday.

Yeah, certain cut scenes dropped frames but overall performance and the experience on the game were top notch.

People that complain about video games… GO GET A LIFE

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

Despite what Jeff Goldblum in The Fly and our “tap-to-pay” society may tell us, change can be a good thing.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

One thing that makes Congressional debates different from podcasts is that ours actually have rules. Those rules are designed for fairness and prohibit personal attacks.

It’s one reason why folks like this always want to “challenge” colleagues to debates *outside* of the House.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Sir, the “they” here is you. You work in the government

[Blake A Kistler @blakeakistler]

@Shopify 🚀

[Blake A Kistler @blakeakistler]

@JJ_McCullough He’s been developing these mannerisms ever since the comparison to Trump was made. Really creepy the way he was able to develop and bake them into every word that comes out of his mouth.

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

So, this in-house CBC graphic is obviously misleading. The pink bar should be a huuuuuuge; dwarfing all others. But whoops; there's a quietly tiny grayscale tilda at the side to omit ... ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

In my 7 years of streaming, I don’t think the industry has been worse than it is right now.

It’s just so uninspiring.

Where are the good online games at?

[Blake A Kistler @blakeakistler]

@agreenphotog This is real? There’s no way this is real. Big rock shiny.