Blake Morrow

Not a good astronaut.

[Blake Morrow @blakeamorrow]

@TheKatt what song did Zoo used to play on Fridays at noon or 1pm?

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Hey @tacobell quit acting like you can't make me a double decker taco.

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If you're over the age of 30 you have a Macho Man Randy Savage impersonation.

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@infosecbryan So funny. I was thinking about this yesterday.

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@Yacka23 @hasantoxr Thank you, sir!

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Does anyone in #okc donate hair? I have a lot I want to cut off and I don't want it to just end up in the trash. #donate #barber #haircut

[Blake Morrow @blakeamorrow]

I feel like the intro to the bachelor is a parody of the show. Is there a joke I'm missing? Is this show supposed to be funny?
::Sigh::
I wish Monday night football came on regular TV...

[Blake Morrow @blakeamorrow]

If I see further it's because I stand on the shoulders of giants.

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My new pickup line. "I think Andrew Tate is a douchebag."

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I just really want @foofighters to cover shameless by @garthbrooks. Dave would kill it.

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@beauxkneauxz I like tiktock. I guess now I appreciate the time people spend making them. Not for me. I don't care enough lol

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I made a TikTok just to make a TikTok. F that jazz. Y'all care too much.

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I just want to find something I can use this sound clip on. Just the first 7 seconds or so. https://t.co/Xc30ELNJrX

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These lyrics have be hitting home lately. https://t.co/XElgZv415B

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I can hear the sun.

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Shaved my face. Got called ma'am and then got cat called till I turned around. I need face whiskers back.

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Hear me out.

Sour cream and funyun.

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Calmer than you are.

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@beauxkneauxz Lucky for me I live in a small town. I just had to find THE ups driver. Lol