Blake “The Captain” Fitzgerald

Beer Drinker | Former Wigger | Ex Ketamine addict | 3x Champion of The Sweaty Beaver Eater tournament | YMCA youth flag football coach | #WhoDatNationNigga

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@Heightzendorphr Who?!

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Worst part about these wedding welcome parties is having to limit yourself to 4 beers.

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@RickeyMMM6 Nigga looks like me wtf

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@BentonSwathford I like my bio

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@Heightzendorphr MadMen

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@Jerry4Gambling How much for that butt 🤔😁😵

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@Heightzendorphr Nice 👍

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@Heightzendorphr Hang Yourself!!!!

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High as fuck watching “The Point” 1971

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@booneshow99 No offense, but this is gay.

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@self_immolator Thank you Hunter, I made it myself. I’m very proud of my work.

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@HonchoHerold Mmmhmm butttttttttttt

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@tigertowntrash Can you post your butt

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“Hey siri, DoorDash 100 naked girls to me please”

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@Clayton761841 Never bro. I’m gonna drink beer and play with my balls until I die.

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This shit is fucking terrible

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@edward1mcdonald I have no clout so I just reply with my shitty takes 💯

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@Rajesh416769 Do people not know how to dress for a job?

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@rickyleewhitejr 4 beers, Sober, Rape me

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That’s the Way - Led Zeppelin