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All my tweets speak directly on behalf of my corporate overlords

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How it started. How it’s going.

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Coming back from my alt

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It’s nearly been a week and I miss the fluffy boy so much

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For all those worried about haircuts while they’re only staying at home, I introduce to you “hat.” The Sexy, stylish way of covering head hair.

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Picked a real bad time to open a travel agency

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I think in this time we need to work on a form of altruistic opportunism.

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@karafagan I have never been to Disney as an adult.... I think about it so often now

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@karafagan Imagineering story?!

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@craigmod I was working on a script that would delete any tweets older than 30 days that I hadn’t faved myself. Should get around to finishing it

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

If you're a man in a turtleneck you can enter any conversation by asking, "Is that so?"

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Just found out the genius “bar” doesn’t have any drinks

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What?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Do you like our owl?

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Yeah.... this guys a nazi

[GOOD @good]

Businessman buys $660,000 worth of Nazi 'memorabilia' so it can't be used as propaganda.
https://t.co/SdRzSMhvXH

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@Knibbs With that head????
##. Mmmm that an egg baby

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Am I smelling Roasted Brussel sprouts here in first class or a big business boys pungent toots?

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Pearl Jamón

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I think my car dealer is trying to fuck me on Black Friday

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkk

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Hit documentary “matcha the penguins” send twete

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Every podcast where I interview my dog has been a huge failure WHATS WRONF WIFH YOH PEOPLE