Mr. Skeltor

it’s spooky time

[Mr. Skeltor @blakehens00]

"You wanna do the josh chant"

[Mr. Skeltor @blakehens00]

@dakotaa5h Idk but I talked to her at the ou tx game

[mcnasty @mcboxboy]

here's some boobs for the timeline <3

[McNasty @McNasty]

just ran somebody grandma clean tf over. im sorry but i gotta dookie!

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

You all just ruined my Uber drivers day.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Virginia opossums can gain as much as 30% of their body weight each winter but they don't get targeted ads for gyms - so we're just asking for equal treatment

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

I don’t need a blue checkmark when the unbearable cringe of my tweets is enough to verify my identity.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

donut holes should actually be called donut plugs but no one is ready to hear the truth

[Herbo 🇯🇲 @Herboku1]

I seen this so you all have to

[McNasty @McNasty]

my hungry ass could not be a brain surgeon

[Mr. Skeltor @blakehens00]

#NewProfilePic

[CRAYATOR @crayator]

Imagine if the people calling Dream ugly did a face reveal 💀💀💀

[SMii7Y @SMii7Y]

So you’re telling me the entire band is dead?

[McNasty @McNasty]

I can't believe 2009 was 31 years ago :/

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She can’t cook but she can start an argument from scratch

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Jacket? You mean Diet Coat?

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

ngl, some of our dinosaurs give the sloppiest top 🤤

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

still dont know my purpose in life but I do love boobs

[Rectrixx @Rectrixx_]

yes I have SEX:

S- Crippling depression
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