Blake

21 | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him

[Blake @blakeisok]

look what I bought :3

[Blake @blakeisok]

im sorry guys but I actually like this, looks like a future classic

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

This is the Audi Nuvolari, the brand's first supercar since the R8.

• Twin-turbocharged, 4.0-liter V8 hybrid
• 217 mph top speed
• 987 combined horsepower
• 2.6-second 0-60

Production is limited to just 499 units worldwide.

https://t.co/mKeEuo0GIX

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[Blake @blakeisok]

dont reheat tacobell this crunchwrap is some sort of radioactive heat soaking device

[Blake @blakeisok]

about to get stoned and eat taco bell and play half life ! !

[Blake @blakeisok]

@2Hugh2Mungus I know. life's cruel to the fruity

[Blake @blakeisok]

they are putting me down because im too gay, vets orders

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

everyone get more gay and quickly

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Whoever invented these bad boys really knocked it out of the park, just a perfect little treat

[Blake @blakeisok]

about to get stoned and eat taco bell and play half life ! !

[Blake @blakeisok]

@Sphere_Deer prelude prelude :D

[Blake @blakeisok]

@Matty_Proto watch out those evil freaky monsters are everywhere

[Blake @blakeisok]

@sycawah start of the gay workweek shift tmr

[Blake @blakeisok]

@YS3ED5 this is awesome!

[hoh20202 @hoh202020]

The Falcons Grand Final on Map 5, Nuke, was slipping away. NiKo and m0NESY were choking under the pressure, TeSeS looked ready to book a flight back to Denmark, and zonic was noticeably slimmer, apparently having started Ozempic to drop the weight.

Suddenly, a red alert chimed inside NATO headquarters. The operators confirmed the presence of Latvia, Slovakia, and Canada. "Code Red, Code Red," the radio crackled.

Black Hawk helicopters swarmed and surrounded the houses of Twistzz, broky, and frozen. Terror gripped the neighborhood. Back in the offices, Kaysan was shitting the bed, panicking because he forgot to officially sign their contracts. But government agencies didn't care about the paperwork; they needed these three in Cologne immediately.

Squads forced them into a room filled with green Falcons jerseys. The players initially refused to put them on, prompting the guards to drag them through a secret German NATO base toward a dropship. But mid-transit, Twistzz started speaking emotionally about the legendary 2022 FaZe era, his words so powerful that the government agencies moved to tears stopped forcing the Falcons gear on them. Instead, the agents brought back the classic 2022 FaZe jerseys and forced the trio to put them on before loading them into the dropship.

The Saudi embassy had orchestrated the ultimate plot, kidnapping zonic, kyxsan, NiKo, m0NESY, and TeSeS right out of the server. A call was made to ESL calling in a massive favor.

Moments later, broky, Twistzz, and frozen walked directly into the LAN cathedral. Seeing them, karrigan wept with joy, regretting every moment he spent away from his boys. In a dramatic move, karrigan ripped off a realistic fat bodysuit, revealing a slim, Ozempic-toned physique underneath a classic FaZe Clan jersey.

The crowd went absolutely feral.

Overwhelmed with absolute euphoria, a white tear ran straight down ropz’s leg. He turned to apEX, whispered, "Turn up the lights in here, baby," and right on cue, Kanye West stormed the stage, hitting apEX with a devastating RKO out of nowhere. ropz tore off his Vitality jersey to reveal a shining FaZe jersey underneath. Even the remaining Falcons management got emotional as the ESL scoreboard officially glitched, updating the team name from Falcons to FaZe Clan.

The cathedral lost its collective mind. With the original roster back together, FaZe pulled off their classic 2022 Nuke strategy for the final round, sealing the victory and cementing the greatest, most chaotic comeback in Counter-Strike history.

[Blake @blakeisok]

im am now nocturnal guys, its still my morning ! hii

[Blake @blakeisok]

I wonder how many non furrys be watching furry porn, like how much reach does yiff have on the general populous.

[haze @hazetheotter]

i am cursed with having soft and cute paws that smell so good

[Blake @blakeisok]

hello

[Serbe🔞 @Serbearts]

My contribution to the genre of femme men on niche vehicles