BlakeKaraoke

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

Why tf does everyone expect a fragance to last 8-12 hrs? Wtf are yall doing? working in an oil rig?

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

I'm serious too! Here's my voice over profile, check out my demos, Fluent in English & Spanish https://t.co/spQ3JylI4W

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

Any fragance companies out there need any voice overs for your ads? You can pay me in perfume 🤣🤣
https://t.co/0O8v07xl9s

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

was telling the vet how expensive dog treats are and she said just buy a box of cheerios. they like em and they low cal

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

@MelloFelicia1 Someone said everyone's ai flyers look like they're promoting a "regueton monster truck show" 😭😭

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

Google is tripping if they think I will EVER pay for extra storage, I'll delete all my photos n memories first, I don't give af!

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

I know this heat has ya'll feral n freaky but just a quick reminder that there's an explosive diarrhea outbreak in the Midwest, so wash your hands and maybe don't eat ass this summer or something, I dunno

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

I dunno guys, at this point my dreams are starting to feel more like memories from past lives. Fino al nostro prossimo incontro, miei 5 amici 😔

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

I just want you all to know that if I have a psychotic break, it was 100% triggered by my eufy robot vacuum

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

The walk home after selling my plasma for rent money

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

I just realized they sent it as an e gift card , wtf am I gonna buy w exactly $7.10

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

Got my $7 Facebook settlement, I'M RICH BABY!

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

@_FuckingBored_ @shortie_octyu I wonder how much this time!

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

Is Instagram about to get sued or something?

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

@Ky1eKatarn Thank You!

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

@official_throne 😎😎😎 https://t.co/0O8v07xl9s

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

The schizos on Instagram are saying that aliens are supposed to appear over the Sphinx in Egypt this Easter Sunday

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

[BlakeKaraoke @blakekaraoke]

What do you mean it's a 100% match 😭😭😭

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

Love is feeding a cat everyday that would never in a million years let you pet them.