Blake Knoblauch

in this world, not of it

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

Me: There aren't any female centaurs! @Schteves how do you think they make baby centaurs!

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

#ThatMomentWhen your wife drills you with a #HersheyKiss and yells "YOU'VE BEEN KISSED" @Schteves

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! #LegoMovie

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

Just heard a campaign ad for Jim Oberweis running for state senate. Finally illinois politics who know what we need...ICE CREAM!

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

I'm not one for posting pictures of my food, but this waffle is huge! #BreakfastOfChampions http://t.co/9b6H4aY3ab

[Lecrae @lecrae]

The system didn't plan for this. #ANOMALY http://t.co/86KdMjupWm

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

Bring the Bible Home to Your Heart http://t.co/bTP8RAzNJt via @desiringGod

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

"I got my whole hair wet on this side because I accidentally sprayed myself with the sink sprayer" -@schteves

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

"I was just thinking how did Jesus part the red sea? I can't even part my oatmeal" -@schteves

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

@Matt_Poppe What our #fazolis waitor lacks in service he more than makes up for in breadsticks. @Schteves and I got 8. #ApologyAccepted

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Feliz Cinco de Mayo! This might be Mayo favorite holiday.

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

@nexusgx #HASHTAGmaker

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

#CLUTCHcity

[Buddy Valastro @CakeBossBuddy]

I'm so honored to make Wrigley Field's 100th birthday cake! Time to celebrate @Cubs style baby!#WrigleyField100

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

AOL email accounts have been hacked, severely compromising our nation's supply of heartwarming forwards from our grandmothers!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Nice work, #Cubs fans! #WrigleyField100 is trending. Now it’s time to get your tickets and play hooky for the day: http://t.co/6sXZDdbGHw

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

RT @lecrae: The real test of our character is when the bottom falls out.

[Blake Knoblauch @blakeknoblauch]

I've been waiting all winter for this weekend. #NBAPlayoffs #WhereHistoryHappens #Rockets http://t.co/7NzTkor8oh

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Who cares if 85% of Americans don't know where Ukraine's borders are on a map? Neither does Vladamir Putin.

[Lecrae @lecrae]

A man who is too afraid to admit his fears is a man who won’t overcome them.