Blake Kurtz

[Blake Kurtz @blakekurtz11]

@Ozzyy___ Gunzz

[Blake Kurtz @blakekurtz11]

@Ozzyy___ Snavs-Us

[Damien Haas @DamienHaas]

Vegan chicken tenders should be called chicken pretenders.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Y'all did him dirty

[Blake Kurtz @blakekurtz11]

People always ring my doorbell when I'm taking a shit. I don't get it.

[Blake Kurtz @blakekurtz11]

@Ozzyy___

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Someone make it make sense...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

dead 💀 https://t.co/nsxheSN3ga

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you accidentally crush your own balls

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Saaaame

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Never forget this:

[Blake Kurtz @blakekurtz11]

Alright that's enough. Which one of y'all is doing the rain dance 24/7

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Don't like minimum wage? If you have minimum skills, minimum education and minimum motivation, why the hell should you be paid more?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you lose that one drunk friend in your group and the rest of your night turns into Finding Nemo.

[Blake Kurtz @blakekurtz11]

@AndrewMinardi @jacobnewton1995 best day ever

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

No time for negativity. You're either part of the pursuit or part of the past.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

TOUCHDOWN! Steven Jackson!

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Tom Brady (302) now has 9 career 300-yard postseason games, tying P. Manning for the most all-time. #KCvsNE