𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞

former student council president

[Ty Macasso @_TyraChanel]

I’m so happy I wasn’t in my prime in HS yall look terrible as shit

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Silence of the Lambs remake but with Jennifer Coolidge as Hannibal Lecter

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

nope!

[Exxi @exstasias]

Huge lack of pies in window sills ive noticed.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 @blakelakeakekee]

Need a massage like this soon

[🦭🪲buggy🪲🦭 @buggyluvzsealz]

they're doing this to me tomorrow

[zay dante @zaydante]

I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Don’t understand sparkling water. It’s like a worse version of soda and a worse version of water. Pick a lane

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 @blakelakeakekee]

@veryunavailable U gotta be kiddin

[culture @notgwendalupe]

merry christmas eve

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I need to hire an intimacy coordinator for what I’m about to do at Chili’s

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 @blakelakeakekee]

@veryunavailable My Illini queen!!!

[Dilo con perritos @DiloConPerritos]

El mejor día de mi vidaaaaa

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 @blakelakeakekee]

@emil_why Have you seen Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

[betty @sluttyesque]

I don’t shop online because online doesn’t have an Auntie Anne’s

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 @blakelakeakekee]

These were all me btw

[Billie Eilish Spotify @BillieSpotify_]

"LUNCH" - Spotify Update:

Day 198 — 1,063,712
Day 199 — 1,011,758
Day 200 — 1,082,110
Day 201 — 1,126,907
Day 202 — 1,464,553 (+29.96%)
*best day since October 25*

Total: 618,379,508 streams

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Jesse Case @jessecase]

all i need is a grilled cheese sandwich and like $140k

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s even the fucking point then