@nichcarlson The trick is grow a beard then one day shave it off except the stash as a hilarious one-off, this way you avoid all the bad and time consuming awkward parts of growing the stash.
In-person weddings could be scheduled as early as March 15th. Up to 150 guests could gather under this wedding protocol. @NYGovCuomo cautions that "if the facts change" the implementation date could change.