Matt Blakeley

A smart man knows a tomato is a fruit. A wise man knows you don't put a tomato in fruit salad.

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@ladbible I bet a tube down your throat and a ventilator helping you breath is much more comfortable than a mask for 4 hours!

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@thebrownbottle1 @confndngvarible @nicmharcuis Incorrect

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

So, @AlexScott is trending? *Rolls up sleeves*

140 caps ✅
7 FA Cups ✅
6 league titles ✅
1 @UWCL Cup (scored the winner) ✅
1 fantastic pundit ✅

😎

[Tamzin Renouf @TamzinRenouf]

Can all women, no matter what sport you play post a picture of yourself playing your sport, next to a picture of your non-sporty self. Using #wedontneedmodels #breakthestereotype

I hope by doing this we can create more female role models, inspiring girls to take part in sport💪🏼

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@talkSPORT Want an empanada? 🥟

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

The Government has refused to put any minister up for interview by @GMB for months now. Watch this to understand why they are afraid of real scrutiny & tough questions

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

I don't condone the press pulling people to shreds but my God this lad got lucky because he's white!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Harry Maguire has been given a suspended sentence of 21 months and 10 days in prison.

The Man Utd captain was found guilty of repeated bodily harm, attempted bribery, violence against public employees and insult after arrest on Mykonos.

👉 https://t.co/tVSRokngVG

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@seanaw27 @BBCSport He played there for almost his whole career... Nobody except people involved knows what going on, very presumptuous comment imo

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@OwenTebbutt1 @Drew62170556 @obi98086171 @wroetoshaw All I'm saying is, it's easy to complain from your ivory tower.

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@Drew62170556 @obi98086171 @wroetoshaw Liverpool and Arsenal fans beefing because your clubs don't spend money... I'm a Huddersfield Town fan 😂

[Jake O'Connor @JakeOconnor_10]

Bruv do all birds turn into radiators at night or is mine weird

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@kezcorley @alanshearer @DAZN_CA @btsport I feel for you pal! Did he mention that he'd won the trophy at all?

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

Enjoying @alanshearer on commentary for @DAZN_CA today. #PSGBayern

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

Is Neymar crying because he's lost the game or because he's lost out on a big juicy bonus? #PSGBayern

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@nocontextfm1 I had one at the end of a game once. The referee for into the middle of a group of players and separated them. Either that or it was a bug 😂

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@TheDukeOfYork as a proud Yorkshireman, I request that you and your nonce habits free yourself from any association with York and Yorkshire. We don't really like pedophiles.

[Matt Blakeley @blakeley90]

@Gilly65115877 @PistolPete1867 @ladbible I'm sure she's far too busy for Twitter nonsense. Have a good weekend Gill751158779326583307589543556