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[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

it took lebron like two seconds to be good at this sport lol just a freak athlete

[jylfeng @jylfeng]

Attack on Wemby FULL SERIES

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[Showtime Luka @showtimeluka]

Thank God I don’t have to see whatever the fuck this is in the finals.

[Bron’s Best @LBJsBest]

Just peep the SPEED of 2009 LeBron 🤯

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

these are genuinely dogshit hoops 😭😭😭

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

dawg they made a commercial for the ‘Unethical Hoops’ SGA operation board game 😭😭😭

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Lbj doesn't need to prove that @PaulBrahan I had Shaq + Pau Mj had Pip Magic had Worthy + Kareem etc AND we all had great teammates

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Most 25/5/5 playoff games:

80 — LeBron after turning 30
75 — LeBron before turning 30
73 — Michael Jordan

[Hold the Phone ☎️ @HoldThe_Phone]

Take of the century goes to Colin Cowherd

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

LeBron James.

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇

Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

absolute patriot

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

My eyes so red

[LHGrey™️ @grey4626]

Fucking Finally.

The Lion of Mar-a-Lago has roared with that signature, unfiltered lethality, and the message slices through the European delusion like a Tomahawk through a command bunker:

the age of American subsidy for your parasitic cowardice is fucking over.

To the sniveling, jet-fuel-starved cock-suckers of the United Kingdom and its spineless continental cohorts...listen the fuck up.

For eighty years we have bled treasure, blood, and industrial supremacy to underwrite your decadent existence.

From the Marshall Plan’s reconstruction of your war-ravaged empires to the carrier battle groups that have patrolled the Persian Gulf since the Tanker War of the 1980s, America has been your unpaid mercenary, your nuclear umbrella, your global logistics backbone.

NATO?

Nothing more than the North American Tribute Organization...where the United States shoulders over sixty-five percent of the alliance’s actual spending while your militaries have atrophied into hollow parade-ground husks, underfunded, undermanned, and equipped with yesterday’s gear because you chose cradle-to-grave welfare states and green virtue-signaling over steel and resolve.

Geopolitically, the Strait of Hormuz is no academic footnote:

it is the jugular vein of the world economy, funneling twenty-one percent of global petroleum liquids...nineteen million barrels a day...through a narrow chokepoint that asymmetric Iranian tactics...mines, anti-ship missiles, speedboat swarms...were designed to threaten precisely because they knew direct confrontation with American naval power was suicide.

We and our Israeli partners have done the hard kinetic work...the precision decapitation of their leadership structure.

The heavy lifting is finished.

Now these same European freeloaders, who lacked the spine to commit forces when it mattered, dare complain about disrupted sea lanes?

Decades of Pax Americana have bred in you a terminal strategic infantilism:

a learned helplessness wrapped in smug moral superiority.

You lecture the world on the “rules-based order” while outsourcing your survival to American sons and daughters.

History is merciless on this point...from the Suez Crisis of 1956, when your imperial twilight exposed the limits of European power projection without U.S. backing, to the present.

Your elites are psychologically castrated by comfort; your populations softened by entitlement.

You forgot that freedom of navigation is not a birthright...it is enforced by gun, steel, and the will to use them.

President Trump’s directive is surgical in its venomous precision:

Number One, buy the fucking fuel from us...we have plenty.

Number Two, grow some long-overdue balls, reconstitute what remains of your navies, sail into the Strait, and TAKE IT.

No more American taxpayers dying to keep your fighters in the sky and your economies from freezing in the dark while you backstab and virtue-signal.

The parasite has fed on the host long enough.

The era of the United States as Europe’s security guard, banker, and scapegoat is closed.

Fight for your own oil or learn to live without it.

Adapt or wither. The choice is yours, but the protection racket is finished.

Grow a fucking spine or don't. We don't give a fuck anymore.

💀🗡️⚖️

[John @iam_johnw]

TKR flopping and doing hook and holds every possession lmao